putthison: An Open Letter to the Half-Zip Sweater Dear half-zip sweater, What are you?  What are you for? In conclusion, go away. Sincerely, Jesse Thorn Put This On Couldn’t agree more. This year, the mens’ sweater selection is overrun by these half-breed sweaters. It’s difficult to find a classic sweater this year. They make some people look like a penis head emerging from foreskin, or Queen Amidala. putthison: An Open Letter to the Half-Zip Sweater Dear half-zip sweater, What are you?  What are you for? In conclusion, go away. Sincerely, Jesse Thorn Put This On
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putthison:

An Open Letter to the Half-Zip Sweater

Dear half-zip sweater,

What are you?  What are you for?

In conclusion, go away.

Sincerely,

Jesse Thorn

Put This On

Couldn’t agree more. This year, the mens’ sweater selection is overrun by these half-breed sweaters. It’s difficult to find a classic sweater this year. They make some people look like a penis head emerging from foreskin, or Queen Amidala.

putthison:

An Open Letter to the Half-Zip Sweater

Dear half-zip sweater,

What are you?  What are you for?

In conclusion, go away.

Sincerely,

Jesse Thorn

Put This On

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    Couldn’t agree more....year, the mens’ sweater selection is overrun by these half-breed...
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    has a very worthwhile place in any wardrobe. And the example...cite is excellent. The high...
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    I agree. Half-zips
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    I was so happy when I saw this reblogged by someone who I follow/follows me. I love Jesse and Adam. And I agree, go away...
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    The half-zip sweater is a continuing homage...traditional wool cycling jersey. The zipper...
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