Codes of the City
Baby stroller in apartment building lobby: Cocaine wholesaler.
Pile of Q-tips: Hmong turf.
Broken suitcase: Dead dad.
Discarded bike lock: Unlicensed dentist.
Overturned recycling bin: Popular brunch spot nearby.
Wig in gutter: Seafood restaurant.
Chair next to lamppost: Housepainters live here.
Pair of shoes, side-by-side: This way to haircuts.
Pair of shoes, toes pointed towards each other: Safe to poo between these cars.
Pair of shoes, toes pointed away from each other: Do not poo between these cars.
Single shoe: Abortionist.
Blood-covered ATM: Notary public inside.
Hamburger on streetcar seat: Party at the beach.
Box of books: Domestic dispute, call 911.
Source: sexpigeon
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