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The unified cutlery theory will never work because the electroweak interactions of knorks will never allow the elementary particles of a spife to fuse with it. Trust me, I took 3 years of utensil physics.
Silly graphic. Everyone knows a knife-spoon combo is called a “knoon.”
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The unified cutlery theory will never work because the electroweak interactions of knorks will never allow the elementary particles of a spife to fuse with it. Trust me, I took 3 years of utensil physics.

Silly graphic. Everyone knows a knife-spoon combo is called a “knoon.”

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    There are some things in this world that are worth heading towards...grand unification...
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    There is absolutely no way it would be a good idea to put a “splayd” in your mouth.
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    utensil physics is not an area of science that i was previously aware of.
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    electoweak interaction limitations, we still believe that Knorks
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    I could handle the existence of the spork, if it was part of a complete cutlery set that includes the splayd, the spife...
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    Splayed sounds like something you get rather than something you use....could get behind a...
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    Silly graphic. Everyone knows...knife-spoon combo is called a “knoon.”
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