July 2009
Codes of the City
bullshit:
sexpigeon:
Baby stroller in apartment building lobby: Cocaine wholesaler.
Pile of Q-tips: Hmong turf.
Broken suitcase: Dead dad.
Discarded bike lock: Unlicensed dentist.
Overturned recycling bin: Popular brunch spot nearby.
Wig in gutter: Seafood restaurant.
Chair next to lamppost: Housepainters live here.
Pair of shoes, side-by-side: This way to haircuts.
Pair of shoes, toes...
June 2009
Flip Flop Fly Ball - Ichiro →
via my buddy Frank
MJ
I don’t have any fond Michael Jackson memories, so I’ll just mention my last MJ memory. I was dancing at a bar in Vegas with friends at a post-wedding party. One of those where all the friends are dancing in a circle. The DJ was playing 80s hits and a bunch of corny 70s/80s MJ songs in a row came on. The chick I was next to and I kept commenting to each other how this music sucked to...
Wind River Canopy Crane
Breakfast With the Beeb by Rebecca Dalzell - The... →
A nice memoir
Everyone repeat after me
John Hodgman is UNFUNNY.
seoulbrother:
adamisacson:
I’m thinking of giving my avatar a green overlay because it’s the color of the Iranian candidate whom I’d never heard of until last weekend, whose first name I just had to look up again on Wikipedia, who would soften but still staunchly defends the system Ayatollah Khomeini set up, and who would hold a fraction of the power that the mullahs do, because he had the...
merlin:
Human Giant: Mother and Son Moving Co.
You can’t have him, God! You can’t HAVE him! Take ME!
[Via Jesse or Adam, if memory serves.]
The Reverse Cowgirl: Letter to a Young Writer →
So funny.
Don't Analyze Your Woman
beautifulanddepraved:
filthygorgeousthings:
The amazing thing is this: 90% of a woman’s emotional problems stem from feeling unloved. So don’t stand back and analyze her, like a doctor diagnosing a patient, or like a therapist questioning a client. Give her your love - the same love that is motivating your questioning - immediately and unmistakably. Walk over to her, look deeply into her eyes,...
In the ’80s, when I became known for a species of science fiction that...
– William Gibson(ウィリアム・ギブスン) (via miidasu)
Handwritten kanji recognition →